Creature from the Blog Lagoon 21: The Dangers of an Idle Mind

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I decided to take the night off from trying to save the world so I was looking for something else to do. There were no good sitcoms on Fox News so I had to find a (legal) way to keep myself entertained. I entered a trance and…

REJECTED BAND NAMES

We Survived the 70s and Now We’re Selling Out
Check One Two… Sibilance… Check One Two…
Lee Harvey Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Turner Hedencoff
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Jagger, Garfunkel and Streisand
Rage Against the Vending Machine
ZZ Twerp
Full Metal Jesus (Christian heavy metal band; I own the domain name, seriously)
Echo & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen
Electric Light Bill
The Scoobie Doo Brothers
Bleu Cheese Cult
No
Grateful Fred
Huey Lewis & the Fake News
Elvis, Abbot and Costello
Sammy Haggar Slacks
Tom Waits for No One
Herman’s Termites
The Dentures
The Phlegmatics
Sha Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
David Lee Roth IRA
Pacifist Femmes
Los Lobotomies
P!onk
Jane’s Rehab
Men Without Hair
…Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
10cc Stat!
Marilyn’s Mansion
Frankie Goes Back to Des Moines
The Lovin’ Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down
The Slightly Better than Average on a Good Day White Band
Five Finger Butt Scratch
The Fallen Archies
Slicksnot
Jewish Newton
The Thunderbirds are FABULOUSSSS!
10,000 Republicans
Transurethral Orchesta
Spjork
Jimmy Eat Anything
Bland Melon
Salacious Duh
Sneeze
Hüsker Dü Dü
Not Too Pretty Good English
Ygawie… Yegnw… Yegane… Malstr… Melsta… Forget It
They Might be Giants But I Can’t Tell From Here
The Psychotic Fur Traders
4 Blondes That Dye Their Hair Black
Ben Folds Five What For God’s Sake?
The Jesus and Mary Chain Letter
The Impeached Presidents of the United States of America
Beat Up the New Kids on the Block
Which Foot?
…Na