Creature from the Blog Lagoon 21: The Dangers of an Idle Mind

TRIGGER WARNING: This post contains nothing about photography or journalism.

I decided to take the night off from trying to save the world so I was looking for something else to do. There were no good sitcoms on Fox News so I had to find a (legal) way to keep myself entertained. I entered a trance and…

REJECTED BAND NAMES

  • We Survived the 70s and Now We’re Selling Out
  • Check One Two… Sibilance… Check One Two…
  • Lee Harvey Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
  • Turner Hedencoff
  • Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Jagger, Garfunkel and Streisand
  • Rage Against the Vending Machine
  • ZZ Twerp
  • Full Metal Jesus (Christian heavy metal band; I own the domain name, seriously)
  • Echo & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen & The Bunnymen
  • Electric Light Bill
  • The Scoobie Doo Brothers
  • Bleu Cheese Cult
  • No
  • Grateful Fred 
  • Huey Lewis & the Fake News
  • Elvis, Abbot and Costello
  • Sammy Haggar Slacks
  • Tom Waits for No One
  • Herman’s Termites
  • The Dentures
  • The Phlegmatics
  • Sha Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
  • David Lee Roth IRA
  • Pacifist Femmes
  • Los Lobotomies
  • P!onk
  • Jane’s Rehab
  • Men Without Hair
  • …Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
  • 10cc Stat!
  • Marilyn’s Mansion
  • Frankie Goes Back to Des Moines
  • The Lovin’ Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down
  • The Slightly Better than Average on a Good Day White Band
  • Five Finger Butt Scratch
  • The Fallen Archies
  • Slicksnot
  • Jewish Newton
  • The Thunderbirds are FABULOUSSSS!
  • 10,000 Republicans
  • Transurethral Orchesta
  • Spjork
  • Jimmy Eat Anything
  • Bland Melon
  • Salacious Duh
  • Sneeze
  • Hüsker Dü Dü
  • Not Too Pretty Good English
  • Ygawie… Yegnw… Yegane… Malstr… Melsta… Forget It
  • They Might be Giants But I Can’t Tell From Here
  • The Psychotic Fur Traders
  • 4 Blondes That Dye Their Hair Black
  • Ben Folds Five What For God’s Sake?
  • The Jesus and Mary Chain Letter
  • The Impeached Presidents of the United States of America
  • Beat Up the New Kids on the Block
  • Which Foot?
  • …Na
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